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February 16, 2007 – Friday

wtf man…
Current mood: amused

I am apparently becoming sleep deprived… the longer i go without sleep, or the drunker i get, the more weird shit just flashes into my head. You would NOT like to spend a day in my head…

I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. “hey mike, do you like tacos?” “All-encompassingly”

If you wave at someone with no hands, do they think you are being a smartass?

Human pyramids are COMPLETELY unnecessary…

It is essentially impossible for an escalator to break. It just becomes stairs. No sign saying “escalator temporarilly out of service”, just a sign saying “escalator temporarilly stairs, please move your ass”

I just saw a commercial for some shit that was “2-in1!!!” Fuck you. 1 isnt big enough to hold two. thats why they created 2. assholes

(I stole this one, i just heard it on the radio and about laughed my ass off) – I have a belt that holds up my pants, but I have beltloops to hold up my belt… who’s the hero here?

Do giraffe’s tongues stick to the metal poles at the zoo?

Also, while im here. Im getting Fed the FUCK up with these smiley banner ads. If you need a little talking head to express yourself because your vocabullary is so vapid that you couldnt express your own need to shit, then you shouldnt own a computer. And you certainly shouldnt have a credit card… dont even get me started about your dumb ass not needing children… you dumb shit.