Lets get one thing out in the open right now.
You. Are. Not. Special. You are not special. You are not a unique snowflake, fuck man, SNOWFLAKES aren’t even always unique… You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Let me quantify that a bit… If you are the next Einstein, then yeah, you might be special. If you have to wear hockey equipment on your school bus and mitts so you cant hurt the other children anymore, then yes, you are special too.
Now, for the rest of you. Lets all drop these pretentious spellings of common first names…
“Hey there.”
“My name is Amy”
“Nice name” Starts to write it down to get her number…
“no no… its A. M. I.”
Fuck you. No its not. Its Amy. Same goes for Andi, jenni, juli, staci, bobbi, etc. Kiss my dick.
I think thats part of whats wrong all over the place now. Back in the day, you would come to Ellis Island as Gumbabi Na-NookNook. You would wait there for 5 days or so, making sure you werent sick, infested, or a non-italian criminal, and then you would leave as John Smith. TAH DAH!!
Asshats…
/Rant
This is how you got that way… No really.
