New Hobby

I have been given the greatest idea for a new hobby. Its not great because its really a productive hobby, but its great because of the ‘fuck with’ factor that I’m going to get.

Time: 2am
Place: Wal-Mart or 24hr ‘you can buy all the shit you will ever need here’ store
Task: Pick three seemingly unrelated items in your basket, but have a hidden connection to them that people will ask about. Keep it cheap, keep it simple, remember they work at wal-mart (et al) for a reason.

Examples:
1 bucket/mop combo
1 pack of wire coat hangers
1 Early Pregnancy Test

1 Duck call
1 roll of ‘duck’ tape
1 bottle of lube

Im going to work on more ideas, but please feel free to add your own.

Wait for it….

Sometimes jokes are like a train, and you just get carried away in it.

Sometimes jokes are like a grenade, you pull the pin, and wait for others to get it.

Sometimes jokes are like a seed, and you just let it grow on its own. …

About three days ago, I got bored at work.  So, like all nearly insane people I tried to find things to amuse myself. I reread the old threads about ‘Paging yourself on the intercom’ or putting a trash can labled ‘inbox’ on your desk… all lame ducks.

I got a little creative, and wrote “Help me! I’m trapped in a paper factory!!” In scratchy pencil. then I put the sheet in the photocopier.

Today someone got it.

I dont think I have ever laughed this hard at work…