New Hobby

I have been given the greatest idea for a new hobby. Its not great because its really a productive hobby, but its great because of the ‘fuck with’ factor that I’m going to get.

Time: 2am
Place: Wal-Mart or 24hr ‘you can buy all the shit you will ever need here’ store
Task: Pick three seemingly unrelated items in your basket, but have a hidden connection to them that people will ask about. Keep it cheap, keep it simple, remember they work at wal-mart (et al) for a reason.

Examples:
1 bucket/mop combo
1 pack of wire coat hangers
1 Early Pregnancy Test

1 Duck call
1 roll of ‘duck’ tape
1 bottle of lube

Im going to work on more ideas, but please feel free to add your own.