wtf just happened?

Last night, I was texting with my girlfriend (very very cool girl in all aspects, and I really have deep feelings for her) and the following conversation happened:

Me: I love kissing you, I love the way you taste. everywhere. >:)

Her: I love how you use your tongue.

Me: Hey, have you ever been a blonde? Just curious.

Her: Dyed it blond?

Me: Yeah, wigs dont count. lol (… but might be fun)

Her: Is that more your type of hair color?

Me: I dont really have a hair color, I like yours was just curious.

Her:  OH! thats right, your ex was a blonde.

Me: Wait how did this turn into me taking shit? I have no idea what just happened there, but for the record she changed hair color a lot

Her: Thats awesome

Me: Whats awesome?

Her: These fun facts

Me: I only mentioned it because you brought it up.

Me: so, have you? I dont know why you flipped out, I was just asking a simple innocent question, you brought the ex into it…  (this is me foolishly thinking we had cleared up the confusion)

Her: The question wasjust curiosity, the past stuff, well Im not a fan of knowing continuous fun facts about exes. and I didnt flip out

(needless to say Im FUCKING confused as to how this has gotten so off base)

Me: Felt like it, well, read like it. I mean I asked that, and you jumped straight to the defensive and tossed the ex into the mix. seems like flipping to me, if Im wrong I apologize.

Her: Then why do I know that your ex changes hair color alot, and that sex with her high was amazing?

Me: you know the hair color because you JUST brought the shit up, you know the other because I foolishly mentioned it to you. Hindsight I guess.

Her: This is starting to feel bad. I dont want to talk about this anymore.This is a bad sign for us…

Me: wow…. okay, I have no fucking idea what happened here. All I wanted to know was if you had ever been a blonde, because I saw a girl on TV that looks like you, and I wondered. The rest, fuck I guess I apologize for coming off wrong.  Its not a sign, it was a misunderstanding followed by an argument. And if we only fight over little silly stuff like this, then we should count our blessings… lol

( i also called, and got no answer so I left a voicemail explaining the same thing)

Her: oh, I thought you meant pube color this whole time…

WHAT?!?! really????? HOW in the FUCK did you get pubes out of that? And how the fuck would a WIG work into that conversation??

So it goes on a bit more, and now she thinks we have some major issue because that escallated into me feeling like she was being insecure (which is what it seems like to me… am I off base here?).

It eventually turned into “I dont know, I just dont like how this feels. This sucks, its too soon for this” WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!

I really am at a loss. We are going to have lunch today and talk, so I guess I’ll get to talk to her and see if this is salvagable or if she is fucking nuts. Hopefully the former, but if its the latter, I’d rather know it now than later I guess…

More to come.