First, read this:

Soldier says faulty grenade blew hand off

Dean Wagner, a U.S. soldier, lost his hand when a stun grenade went off without warning. The manufacturer is accused of knowingly selling faulty grenades to the military and FBI. Wagner still cries about the experience: “They don’t have a clue what it’s like.”
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That’s what started my morning.
Let me start by addressing a couple of things that set me the fuck off about this.
1) We are the most (if not second) most advanced nation on the planet. We can make robots that can mimic facial expressions without human input. We have helped significantly on the LHC project and the Cosmic Stargoat only knows what else. With this being the case, how in the name of all that is sane, do we make a flash bomb that goes off on its own?? AND WE KNEW ABOUT IT?!?! wow. Lets send one-hand Wagner to thier offices and I bet we get some fucking quality control.
2) ‘..cries about it’ – Okay, CNN I know you are totally out of touch with reality, and you all sit in your red tower of hate and war mongering just waiting for juicy shit like this to go down, but REALLY? The guy had his fucking HAND blown off. Of COURSE he is going to still cry about it. I would love to see the filangie free Wagner sit in with the editor for a week. He could should his good hand up the editors ass and do a Jeff Dunham impersonation.

This just chapped my ass.